Dad Jokes about life and style

What do you call a traveler who always packs extra lights?

A bright idea.

What do protein-deficient people need to get in shape?

A meal-itary training program.

What do you call a British wedding between cousins?

A relative success.

What did the travel influencer say when someone asked about his unusual baggage?

It was a light-bulb moment.

What kind of music do Brutalist buildings listen to?

They rock hard.

Why did Santa get lost in Spain?

He took the wrong claus and effect.

What did the beach say when someone applied too much sunscreen?

That's enough, I'm getting coated.

What did the wallet say to the expensive Christmas party?

I can't make it, I'm broke.

What did the croissant say to the person who waited 45 minutes in line?

Thanks for your patients.

What did the Republican say to his Democratic cousin at Christmas dinner when they finally found something to agree on?

We can find common ground.

What kind of New Year's resolutions never get broken?

Digital screen resolutions.

What do you call someone who's anxious about their long-distance partner moving in?

Home-sick.